For godâ€™s sake if you are sick, stay home.
Have you noticed lately that more and more people are showing up for work looking like they are at deaths door? Hacking and wheezing like old steam engines they lurch and sniffle their way around the workplace gleefully spreading their germs everywhere they go.
What in the world are they thinking? Is the job that they are doing that important that they need to inflict their sorry ass sick presence on the rest of the world? I donâ€™t think so. Unless they are brain surgeons or rocket scientists. And those guys know enough to call in sick.
My father used to tell me that the cemeteries are full of indispensable people. Now the office is full of people who are trying to put everyone else in the cemetery.
I know some bosses make it very uncomfortable to not show up. Some of them donâ€™t even care if youâ€™re bleeding all over the workplace as long as you are there.
I heard a story about a Scrooge of a boss who was insistent that employees show up every day regardless of how sick they were. The story is that his secretary showed up, pale, sweaty and a delightful shade of green. She stood in front of this ogreâ€™s desk and proclaimed her illness. Bossman said â€œcanâ€™t you just suck it up?â€ Secretaryâ€™s response was to throw up all over his desk.
Eventually the boss went home too because he couldnâ€™t stomach the smell.
One time I tried to call in sick for a weekend airshift because I had such a bad cold it was making me sound like Aloysius Snuffleupagus from Sesame street. My boss said he had no one to fill in (god forbid he take on extra hours) and that I was to get in there. It was the worst on air performance I ever did and towards the end I lost my voice entirely and couldnâ€™t speak on the air at all. This boss had the nerve to call me and ask me if I was that sick why did I come in?
I wished him well.