Monthly Archives: October 2010

The conspiracy theories are all true.

The conspiracy theories are all true. Cars that run on water. Magic pills that cure disease. Diets that let you eat all you want of everything and lose weight. Area 51 is crawling with aliens. The pyramids were built by … Continue reading

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It’s only a penny.

I don’t like prepaying for gas. First of all I do understand that there are those out there who like to gas and go without paying up but it feels like the gas place doesn’t trust me. Secondly I never … Continue reading

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Boo!

The time of ghosts, goblins and ghoulies to just use “G” words is upon us. Strange days indeed, these leading up to the holiday we know as Halloween. As an adult I know, of course, that the only real purpose … Continue reading

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Help me figure this one out.

Help me figure this one out. Recently a 19 year old woman named Sara broke into a house in Kingston and stole a can filled with coins. She actually didn’t break in-she crawled through a dog door. I am guessing … Continue reading

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I feel sometimes like I have lived here all my life.

I have actually lived here almost ½ my life so far. 25 years! Enough to qualify me for a Northeast Pa citizen I think. The past few days I have been taking a person around town who might want to … Continue reading

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Car Talk

I am now working on my last leg. And so is the car. I turned to my long suffering wife and told her if it started for Ted this time that I was going to sell obstinate thing. Continue reading

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Bugged

They are pretty scary looking. Sort of a cross between a spider and a cockroach. Way too many legs for me and the little bastards can even fly. Plus they have a self defense mechanism that gives them their name. … Continue reading

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I love flea markets.

I have mentioned this before in this space. Winter sucks for many reasons but the dearth of flea markets ranks right up there with shoveling and paying the plow guy. Continue reading

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Mal (L) ware

Whatever happened to good old customer service? You know, that old fashioned concept of the customer always being right? I guess in today’s marketplace there are so many customers with so much money that it doesn’t matter if you piss … Continue reading

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(This place is ) FINE FOR LITTERING

I don’t understand the mindset that allows you to throw stuff out of your car. Or maybe I do. Maybe it’s that Freud thing. You know, the anal expulsive character. Where it’s ok to poo all over the world. It’s … Continue reading

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