Monthly Archives: January 2011

Best line: Peeping Jim

Blog Post for Monday 1/31/11 – 11 degrees at 6:00 AM – nothing doin’ today but there is snow, ice, and deep cold in the forecast. Yesterday I wrote that I plagiarized at an early age. Today I am going … Continue reading

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Don’t blink

One of the cheap thrills in my life is checking the police blotter in the newspaper. There is always an interesting story or three, like the guy who was asking women to sign his member and I don’t mean jacket. … Continue reading

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Copy, right.

Today’s rant Blog Post for Sunday 1/30/11 – 6:44 AM – 23 degrees – Snow, maybe 2 inches or more. Hurry Spring! I guess I have known all my life that I would eventually end up making something out of … Continue reading

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More bugs?

Did you eat yet? Because the following may put you off the feedbag for a while. Ever wonder what the artificial color in food really is? You may not want to know this but if it’s red it might well … Continue reading

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Aggregate Saturday

Todays Rant Blog post for Saturday 1/29/11 – 6:05 AM – 18 degrees. Nothing remarkable about the weather Aggregate Saturday If you recall today is the day I will push out that stuff that does not deserve a full blog … Continue reading

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Beam me..a girl?

Did you ever wish that the Star trek transporter was a real? You know what I am referring to, right? Captain Kirk, Spock and some unfortunate crew member in a red shirt would stand on the transporter pad and shout … Continue reading

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Ting!

Today’s rant Blog post for Friday, 1/28/11 – 21 degrees – just a dusting of snow Had a “off day” yesterday. My bio-rhythms were out of whack or something. I feel better so far but it’s early. Thanks for asking. … Continue reading

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Howling in shadows, Living in a lunar spell

The last few nights have been a full moon. One night when it was clear I was up at 3 am and it was bright enough to read a newspaper with. So I grabbed a copy of the Times Leader … Continue reading

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Benchmarks…we don’t need no stinkin’ benchmarks

Today’s rant Blog Post 5:30 AM for Thursday 1/27/11 – 27 degrees – 3 inches of snow Things that I will blog about in the next few days: I froze my ear once My quest for a big screen TV … Continue reading

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Don’t tell my heart

My long-suffering wife claims that I used to dance to the Billy Ray Cyrus song “Achy breaky heart”. I deny this but I know she doesn’t lie so I can only assume there was alcohol involved. I am not a … Continue reading

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