Monthly Archives: March 2011

Did you hear that?

The Rant D’Jour came up when I searched snow. Perfect for the return of winter. The following is a true account. The names and places will be somewhat altered to prevent lawsuits. It’s the week before Christmas. It’s cold and…more … Continue reading

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Christmas Memories

The following is a true account. The names and places will be somewhat altered to prevent lawsuits. It’s the week before Christmas. It’s cold and snowy but I have many errands to run, not the least of which is the … Continue reading

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Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

The Rant D’Jour is from 2008 and is about rain. We have and are getting a lot of it so I thought a trip down memory flood path might be nice. It has rained steady for the last 24 hours. … Continue reading

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H2 uh oh

It has rained steady for the last 24 hours. Heavy pouring rain at times. It was falling so hard at one point last night it sounded like a freight train was rolling across the roof. The Rising ranch was built … Continue reading

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Aggregate Saturday

I remembered writing the Rant D’Jour (which is from 2009) because the NASCAR boys and girls are in Las Vegas. The rant draws some comparisons between Vegas and Plains Township. It also quotes from a Hoyt Axton song made popular … Continue reading

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No dice

“Well, I’ve never been to England But I kind of like the Beatles So I headed for Las Vegas Only made it out to Lido’s” – Hoyt Axton-“I’ve Never been to Spain” ED NOTE: Couldn’t find a Hoyt Axton version … Continue reading

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Raison d’être

The Rant D’Jour may be the the most humorous one I have ever written about excrement. Put another way, this is some funny shit. The following is true. Names and places are also true. No one is being protected here. … Continue reading

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School days, school days, Dear old Golden Rule days

The Rant D’Jour is the WEEKENDER column this week. It should have gone up yesterday but I was dealing with issues of mortality. Or something. I used to have problems writing in any kind of noise. It’s still a little … Continue reading

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I can now do anything, anywhere

I used to have problems writing in any kind of noise. It’s still a little difficult. But the other day I was on deadline with two stories and had to get the long-suffering wife’s car inspected. So I took the … Continue reading

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Not so funny

You know what? No Rant D’Jour today. Not much seems appropriate. Check back tomorrow. -30-

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